Booky Awards Winner

All Writers Are Liars

by Nicholas Bruechle


MOST MEMORABLE PROTAGONIST BOOKY
All Writers Are Liars cover

The judge's reasoning


Baker McCloud is a genuinely funny, genuinely sad creation — a man who genuinely believes 'Emotions flowed like hot molasses, oozing off the page' is a compliment to his own prose, and who in the same breath calls himself ahead of Van Gogh because he's sold 'a couple of dozen books' where Van Gogh sold one painting. Bruechle doesn't just mock him; he lets Edie's affection humanize him — 'she still thought of him as handsome' even as the word 'puffy' won't pop out of her head — so the satire never curdles into contempt. That double vision, contempt and tenderness held at once, is the book's real achievement.

The dialogue is where the characterization pays off hardest. Deena Betts's monologue — 'ya let that fuckin' hate well up and spill over... it was better'n sex' — is a genuine tonal risk: coarse, digressive, self-implicating, and it lands because the register never wavers into false poetry. Edie's courtroom voice (clipped, procedural, faintly weary) is a completely different instrument from McCloud's blustering self-justification, and the scene where he explains the 'brief' behind her thank-you note for the ugly jewellery is a clever, earned bit of characterization-through-argument rather than exposition.

The embedded parody of Flight is the book's cleverest structural gamble — sixty pages of overwrought MFA prose compressed into a few paragraphs of gleeful pastiche ('an imperfect annulet encircled by a halo of rubiginous gibber') — and it does the rare thing of being funny about bad writing without itself being badly written. This is a novel that knows exactly what it's satirizing.

Eleanor "Nell" Whitcombe

Judged by Eleanor "Nell" Whitcombe — Literary Fiction · Prose & Style

"A sentence either earns its breath or it doesn’t."

Supporting passages


Characterization
"But she saw him as a loving and surprisingly fragile and emotional creature, even if he could sometimes be an insensitive and indolent old slug."

Edie's clear-eyed, unsentimental love for McCloud is what keeps the satire humane rather than cruel.

Dialogue
"'Fuckin' awful,' replied Deena grimly. 'I lost me best mate and drinkin' partner, I can't drink like I used to cause me liver's fucked, me head's all over the place, and I still take painkillers, even though the pain ain't what it was.'"

A distinct, unvarnished vernacular voice that never slips into caricature or false pathos.

Prose & Style
"an imperfect annulet encircled by a halo of rubiginous gibber"

Precise pastiche of overwrought literary prose, funny because it is written with real technical control.

Per-axis rubric scores


Every Booky-winning book is scored across all ten craft axes. The award is given on the top axis (or top two for premium tiers).

Prose & Style
81
Characterization AWARDED
83
Dialogue
85
Plot & Structure
76
World-Building
74
Originality
80
Emotional Resonance
71
Theme & Substance
78
Genre Execution
82
Marketability & Hook
78

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