Men Are Pigs - Stories Which Passed The Time Of Tests
by Jed Somit
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The judge's reasoning
This book knows exactly what it's for and does it with real fluency: a pandemic-framed, read-aloud tall-tale collection built for a grandparent's voice and a child's ear, with a second layer of pun and reference winking at the adult reading it. That's a hard trick — sustain two registers at once without either collapsing — and Somit mostly pulls it off. The nesting is the real craft: a frame family (Princess, the Grouch, Uncle Ax, a talking cat who "can all talk, of course, if we want, but why bother") tells stories that double back on the frame's own grief, as when Dad receives the dog's collar ("Фdo") and weeps 'as men do at sad stories: tears rolling down his cheeks but pretending nothing was amiss' — a genuinely earned beat of quiet sorrow tucked inside the silliness, unresolved and un-explained to the children, which is exactly the kind of restraint the genre needs and rarely gets. The cat's cascading 'cat-' pun monologue (Catalonia, catamaran, catechism, catarrh) is Homeric in its commitment to a single joke stretched past reason, and it works because the book announces its own game in the preface and then plays it honestly, story after story, without winking itself out of the bit. The Moses retelling, spliced with Abbott and Costello and 'The man's mission is manumission,' shows the same instinct: irreverent, dense, built for interruption and read-aloud ad-libbing exactly as instructed. It is not economical prose, and it doesn't aim to be — but as a vehicle built to entertain a specific reader across generations, it delivers on its own terms with real inventiveness and unexpected tenderness underneath the noise.
Judged by Eleanor "Nell" Whitcombe — Literary Fiction · Prose & Style
"A sentence either earns its breath or it doesn’t."
Supporting passages
"You surround eggs with tender grasses. You should sit on them and keep them warm."
A comic fable that still lands a real, teachable moral beat — exactly what a read-aloud family tale is built to do.
"My family there owned a great store, called “Purrrena, with the very best food for felines.” We also did catering [which he pronounced as “cat-ering”] for parties, and catalog sales."
A distinctive, committed comic voice sustained across an entire monologue rather than a single joke.
"He was weeping as men do at sad stories: tears rolling down his cheeks but pretending nothing was amiss."
A genuine, unadorned grief beat left unexplained to the children — restraint the surrounding silliness earns rather than undercuts.
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